garrys-butt: today i found out that when i was drunk i made a yaoi hands folder
moms are cute
THE BEST TRAIN CONVERSATION I HAVE EVER OVERHEARD
Man 1: But I'm not Gay!
Man 2: Yeah, but if you WERE. Thor or Loki?
Man 1: but I'm not!
Man 2: IRRELEVANT! THOR OR LOKI!
Man 1: honestly?
Man 2: THOR OR LOKI!
Man 1: probably Iron Man.
Man 2: SERIOUSLY? TONY STARK?
Man 1: yeah. I'd love to be Robet Downey Jr's bitch. God, that man....
Man 2: ooh I know what you mean. how would he proceed?
Man 1: well we'd be having dinner and he'd have his hand on my leg and he'd whisper in my ear and tell me exactly what he was going to do to me.
Man 2: oh yeah..
Man 1: and then his hand'd go further to the top of my leg and start grasping my-
Random Woman: EXCUSE ME THERE ARE CHILDREN ON THIS TRAIN.
Man 2: ...and you said you werent gay!
me trying to read fanfiction
conversationparade: ‘she tripped, but a pair of strong arms grabbed hold of her from behind before she hit the floor’ ‘…she tilted her head back to look into his eyes, enjoying the feel of his warm arms wrapped around her torso’ ‘…her hands intertwined behind his neck as their lips met’ ‘…she wrapped her legs around his waist as